1. dulect:

    "Describe your style" 

    anything on sale

    (via waffle-sandwich)


  2. cliffsfords:

    damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob


    (Source: nailemojis, via trust)


  3. roachpatrol:


    reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

    Alpha werewolves excitedly crashing Home Depot and getting tons of hammers and wrenches and lumber all like I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK!!!

    (via ridinghi)


  4. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

    (via waffle-sandwich)


  5. slomps:

    Plot twist: you’re actually hot

    (via untexting)


  6. unwavers:

    plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself

    (via allteensrelate)


  7. wave94:

    *fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

    (via cynicz)

  8. shinygays:

    Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

    (via okaymad)

  9. spoopyone-armin:

    Let’s not forget the first and nearly successful attempt of the Skeleton War, lest we follow in our ancestor’s footsteps.

  10. Vampire Weekend - Reading Festival 2014

    (Source: ezra-koenigss, via oxfordcommas-and-teacups)


  11. departured:


    when you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong


    (via untexting)

  12. unclefather:


    im failing biology

    This feels like the beginning of a porno

    (via tinitits)

  13. living-debris:

    Real Friends - Cover You Up

    (via bayyinwonderland)


  14. comfemgem:

    Things I used to laugh at:

    • actual jokes

    Things I laugh at now:

    • "en garde, fuckboy"

    (via marimbazn)

  15. chocolatecottoncandy12:

    He’s nodding because he now knows his destiny

    (Source: thepetcollective, via asian)