1. mom: how did you do on that math test you had last week
    2. me: eh okay... i got a B
    3. hips: no you didn't... you got a C..
    4. me: mom my hips are lying..
    5. mom: sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..

  1. townsvillain:


    calm the F down


    (via bastille)

  2. (Source: livefeeds, via sextronautt)


  3. monochromaticblack:

    I have so much respect for people who have the maturity and humility to admit that they were wrong about something. they’re a rarity. and that’s a shame cause admission to error is essential to growth

    (via purelyawkward)

  4. captainadderall:


    it is necessary for children to be raised with dogs

    I can’t take this.

    (Source: i-napster, via deathcabforspooky)


  5. "you should act more your age"


    (Source: fancyladsnack, via asian)

  6. laughing bc this is my text

    (Source: last-time-lorde)

  7. (Source: last-time-lorde)


  8. burgrs:

    how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  9. clarknokent:


    little jaden looks so pleased with himself

    The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

    (via jesussbabymomma)


  12. richgaaaang:

    fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

    (via last-time-lorde)

  13. i-will-pursue-your-presence:




    Splash Mountain Photos


    It’s funnier everytime I see it.

    I like human beings.

    (via last-time-lorde)

  14. last-time-lorde:

    so those first 3 buttons have been on my bag since the beginning of school

    today i was doing homework and i realize another button was added by a stranger

    it made me really happy bc this button is so nice and nice people are good

    (via last-time-lorde)